uninvited Guests

“Ma, come here! Come here immediately” shouted my son Abhinandhan.. I could feel the excitement in his voice.. I rushed to the hall to check the reason for his excitement.. A kangaroo was standing next to him.. I immediately pulled him close to me. 

The Kangaroo smiled at me and told “Hey I am also a mom, I can understand your feelings. I won’t harm your son..”  I told “What!!! What are you doing here? How do you even talk?” Kangaroo replied “Not just me, you have few more vistors” and whistled.. 

I felt as though I was watching Discovery Channel.. Kangaroo’s family, 3 lions, 5 tigers, 20 snakes, 10 deer, 15 wolves, 12 foxes etc entered our house. I took 10 steps back keeping my son at my back.. 

Kangaroo assured me “We would never harm you if you let us stay here. You all have spoiled our home, now we have nowhere else to go. To your question as to how I know to speak – We are attending online classes for the past 6 years. Then came this sudden downpour of rain and we lost many of our friends in the flood and managed to reach your high rise apartment. As of now we feel this is the safest place to live, so we have decided to stay here forever. You need to take care of us”

One of the foxes opened my fridge and asked me “Don’t you have Coke or Pepsi?”. I replied “I don’t have Coke and Pepsi. But why do you need all these?” The fox ignored my question and checked the pizza corner’s number in his mobile”. He exuberantly announced “Guys let us order pizza. Write down your choice and I will order for you guys. Also mention if you need choco lava cake”. 

One of the lions roared and told “We are feeling tired. Switch on the AC, we need to sleep after eating our pizza. Hey Henry don’t forget to order Coke or Pepsi in your pizza list. Look at these morons, they don’t even have Coke with them. Why do they even live in this world!” My jaws dropped on hearing all these.

My son suddenly spoke “Henry could you please order panner pizza for me too. My mom never allows me to have pizza.” Henry replied “Sure do want choco lava cake as well. However your mom is only going to pay for these. Will you pay by cash / online banking mam?” I stood still not understanding whether to scold my son or react to the atrocities done by the animals.. 

Before I could react, I got the next shock of my life. “Switch on the TV. Do you have Amazon prime in your TV? Play the latest thriller movie. Do you have only one sofa. We can’t sit on the ground for a long time as we have knee pain.  Order for few more sofas in Amazon. Also get us boiled RO water as water has got contaminated”. I could not tolerate this anymore. Animals not able to sit down, asking for boiled water and watching TV. 

Oh my God what have we done to them. What has happened to our environment. We spoiled our lives, now their lives. “Stop all these nonsense, I can’t entertain all these. Go back to your forest or jungle. This is not the place for you guys”.

All the animals shouted together “We are going to rule this place hereafter. If you want, you go and stay in the forests that you have destroyed. We are not going anywhere else.”

The doorbell rang. It was the Pizza delivery boys. They seemed very happy as they were able to reach their target in this single order. They had a very big box in their hands. “Ma’am could you please give the bill amount – Rs.59999”. I was about to faint, when people from the zoo arrived and took the animals from my home.. The zoo official told “Sorry for the trouble and confusion caused Ma’am. We saw these animals in the news and rushed to your apartment. It took time to search and find out that they are here..”

Do you think this is just fantasy. Rethink! Our stupidity and greed is causing irreparable damage to our environment and other living organisms. Let’s wake up to the situation and save the environment before it’s toooo late..

will i meet the perfect guy

“Hey buddy, isn’t the new guy in the Sentosa project smart?” Siana bubbled with enthusiasm..

“When did you get a chance to see him? I have just heard his voice” Sahana replied sadly.

“He came to our cubicle today morning searching for someone. He was incredibly fit! Strange to find such a guy in an IT company.. You were in Nikhil’s cubicle at that time. By the time you were back with Prabhas, he was gone.. ” Siana said

“Our cubicle and our lives are cursed with people who are lethargic, glued to the computer screen or who do their work between their smoke breaks or who constantly fiddle with us. I am waiting to meet the perfect guy” Sahana whined.

Siana signaled Sahana to stop her whining, as Prabhas entered their cubicle. The cubicle was filled with the smell of his cigarette. Sahana started coughing due to the smell. Siana felt sorry for her. 

He pulled back Sahana with force and sat on her and started fiddling with her hands and broke her left hand and Sahana wept in pain.

He cried “Oh not again, this is the fifth chair I am changing this month. Why do they have such low quality chairs in such a reputed firm???”

Sahana feebly told “I am going to remain in the storeroom forever because of this moron. You be careful Siana”

Before she could complete her sentence, he was seated on Siana and was trying his best to tear apart her arm rest..

Sahana quipped “Meet you soon at the storeroom”

my sweetheart

I looked at myself in the mirror and told “He is going to see me for the first time. Am I looking good?? Will he like me?? He was happy to listen to my voice 6 months back after which I had to leave him due to an on-site opportunity. Will he accept me now?? He is my sweetheart and I cannot live without him..  God make him love me..”

Before leaving to meet him, I hugged my mom and rested my head on her shoulders which instantly gave me the courage to face him.. My mom understood what I was going through and assured that everything was going to be fine. She also came with me as she was also eager to meet him for the first time.. I spoke to my best friend, she also assured that he would accept me and love me..

As soon as I saw him, I forgot that I was with my mom and started running towards him..  I saw him holding my best friend’s hand. I felt a sharp pang of jealousy and wished to be in her position. He gave a mesmerizing smile and I was speechless for few minutes. By the time I regained my composure, my mom was standing next to me. She asked me to hug him and tell him that I love him..

I looked into his eyes and told him that I loved him the most!! I took him in my hands and kissed him. I looked at him with tears in my eyes and told “I am sorry for leaving you and your mom during the most crucial time. Please forgive me dears”.

I thanked my best friend(my wife) for giving me the best gift of my life.. He touched my face with love as though telling that I forgive you dad and that I will love you always.. I took an oath that I would never ever leave them in my lifetime.

Short story

I was walking peacefully on a slightly wet road due to the mild drizzling that I was enjoying after close to 10 months. The gentle breeze that touched my face made me shiver with joy. I performed a quick dance step to celebrate what I was going through. It was refreshing to breathe fresh air on a lonely street. Wow, what a day to celebrate!!! I could see an absolutely gorgeous lady with child-like face entering the street. She seemed to be coming in my direction as though she is going to speak to me. Will she??? Will I be lucky to strike a conversation with her??? She has come quite close to me.. I got goosebumps.. My hands and legs have got frozen.. My tongue has got stuck, what will I talk to her!!! My God, why did I study in a boys school!! Suddenly she came right in front of me and ordered “Where are you loitering during this COVID situation? Now do 100 push-ups, 50 burpees and 50 squats”. That is when I realized she was a police officer. STAY HOME, STAY SAFE.

My marriage

15th October 2008:

@ 5 am:

A call is interrupting my sweet dreams with Rishi.. Hmmmmmmmm.. Let me check who is calling me so early in the morning!!! OMG, it’s my mom!! Where am I??? How can I forget that today is my wedding with Rishi?? Shame on me..

Sorry friends, let me introduce myself first.. I am Diya, a bubbly girl with an angelic face (ok, ok don’t look at me like that… a girl with reasonable features).. Today is going to be my marriage with Rishi at K.M.Mahal, the biggest marriage in my city. My dad had planned my marriage in this hall when I was 5 years old. We are in the second floor, Rishi’s relatives and friends are staying in the first floor. Rishi and Sudheep are staying at the ground floor. Lucky bastard, he is.. None of my friends offered to stay with me.. I am happily sleeping in my room all alone forgetting that it is going to be the most memorable day in my life. I have been waiting for this day for the past 15 years. That’s a long time isn’t it? Yes, it is..

Now that I am awake, what do you think I would do? Yes you guessed it right, I am going to call Rishi to wake him up for our most awaited special occasion. Oh wait, I did not attend my mom’s call yet.. Let me call my mom first..

“Hoi mom, what’s up?” I am asking my mom casually

“Stupid, casual dog…. Come to my room soon” My mom is yapping at me from her room..

I knew that any further delay would get me a lecture from my mom at how immature I am and how I am going to manage in my in-laws’ place :(..

@ 5.15 am:

I have managed to brush my teeth and take bath within 10 minutes for the first time in my life!!! Don’t you all think it is a great achievement.. I am going to reach my mom’s room in 10 minutes from the time I cut her call.. She is going to be dumbfounded on seeing me!!! Wait let me send you a pic of her shocked face..

There she is, getting ready as though she is the bride… Of course, she looks younger and brighter than me.. But my Rishi is enough to make me feel that I am the most beautiful girl on earth.. OMG, I am a stupid casual dog like my mom told.. I have forgotten to call Rishi and wake him up..

Tring Tring Tring Tring Tring.. The person you have called has not replied.. Please try again later..

Pick the call my sweetie pie, don’t you have to look like a hero today? I am imagining him in the wedding suite that I carefully selected after a day’s search a week back.. Oh sweetheart, let me get ready or I might look relatively ordinary before you, cos you would look quite exquisite in our wedding suite..

@ 5.30 am:

“Mom enough of acting like a bride.. First help me get ready..” I am crying to my mom feeling helpless as the time was ticking by. Only two hours to go my dear, then I am going to be your Di Ri(Yes, that is how he calls me, short form for Diya Rishi)..

Mom immediately starts working on me along with the beautician.. She is running here and there like P.T. Usha for every request of the beautician.. I am finding tears welling in my eyes thinking that I am going to miss her true love for me..

“Sorry ma’am did I hurt your eyes while applying kajal, your eyes are wet?” asks the beautician concerned..

You always show emotions at inappropriate times.. Have you faced situations like this friends?

I am just giving her a meek smile and letting her know that she din’t hurt me..

“Can you just give me 2 minutes, I need to make a phone call..” I am asking the beautician as though my life depends on that call..

“Sure ma’am take your time..”

Tring Tring Tring Tring Tring.. The person you have called has not replied.. Please try again later..

Dumbo, isn’t sleeping like a log during our wedding day too bad? Din’t your mom wake you up? When are you planning to get up? Friends, why are these guys like this? 😦

@ 6.20 am:

My beautician is almost done with the saree draping. I am wearing a turquoise blue with peacock green colour Kancheepuram silk saree with elegant peacock design in a pleasant golden colour.

I am going to check on my lazy lovable idiot..

Tring Tring Tring Tring Tring.. The person you have called has not replied.. Please try again later..

This time I am quite worried.. Once the saree draping is done, I am going to check out what he is doing in his room.

@ 6.25 am:

Saree draping is over finally. The beautician has not started applying any make-up. I am just having a normal bindhi which he likes and a normal golden stud on my ears. I am starting to his room now. Wait dear, here am on the way to blast you..

Here I am standing before his room door.. I am knocking the door.. I have knocked the door for 10 times still no response. I am turning to leave, when the door is opening.. He is coming out and pulling me inside.. I am feeling stunned at this sudden act of his.. I am getting totally confused.. He is wearing our wedding suite and all dressed up.

He locks the door and starts coming near me and tries to kiss me telling “I wanted to see you before make-up, I knew you come running to my room before make-up time worried as to what happened to me.. You look gorgeous without makeup..”

I am pushing him aside blushing and warning “No kisses before marriage.. bye”

I am opening the door and rushing to my room thinking about his mischief, blushing all the way..

I am informing the beautician to apply light make-up, as I do not want my face to look odd..

@ 7.15 am:

I am getting all set for the marriage with the final touch-up.. My mom is exclaiming on seeing me “Oh my, you look really beautiful, Rishi is going to faint on seeing you..”

I am again blushing thinking about his mischief..

@ 7.25 am:

Rishi’s mom is coming near me to take me to the stage.. Time is nearing to become DiRi.. I am feeling my heart skip a beat due to the excitement building inside me.. I am going downstairs from first floor, when I am able to feel two eyes staring at me.. Friends, are you able to guess the person??? Yes, yes, it is my Rishi 😉

I am blushing now and I am looking down at him for our eyes to meet once before marriage.. I am feeling a powerful current passing through our eyes. He suddenly is winking at him.. I am unable to react and am shifting my head to another direction for hiding my shyness.

Friends, these guys know when to do certain things to knock your socks off.. You can never fully love or hate them..

@7.30 am:

We are exchanging rings. He is gently tying the sacred thread. Now we are being declared husband and wife.. People are coming and wishing us good luck for our married life.. Now our relatives are leaving us one by one for having their breakfast. I am waiting for the opportunity to be with him all alone. I am sure that he is also waiting for the same opportunity.

We are giving different poses as instructed by our photographer thinking of the memories going to get collected in these photos. Now the photo session is going to end. We are asking our parents to have their breakfast.. Yes, the photo session is over now and I am leaving him for going to my room for refreshing and changing my dress before having breakfast.. I am hurrying to my room lest it would become late for him to have breakfast.. I am getting excited thinking about my married life in our new flat all setup according to our taste.

I am going to enter my room, when I am feeling someone hugging me tight from my back.. I am realizing that it is my Ri.. I am blushing feeling the warmth of his body.. He is kissing me on my cheeks.. I am feeling my entire body becoming warm due to fear and excitement.. I can never forget this moment in my life.. We are starting the wonderful path of our married life..

So friends, how was my love marriage?

 

 

 

ALL ALONE AT MIDNIGHT 12 – FINAL PART

I thanked God and slept peacefully…

Next day, I woke up, totally forgot about my dream.. I casually went to office when I suddenly got a critical deliverable to be delivered on the same day…

Only I had to work on the deliverable, since many of them were on leave that day….

I got totally lost in the world that I forgot to have lunch, look around, have water or even go to restroom…

Suddenly I got a call from my manager:

Manager: Hi Rinki, are you done with the work???? There is lot of pressure from onsite to get this work done at the earliest..

Me: Hi Suresh, I am almost done with the work… It would take 10 more minutes to complete the work….

Manager: Oh that’s great!!!! Thanks for your hard work and dedication… This would surely be considered for your appraisal…

Me: Oh thank you so much Suresh!!!!

I completed the deliverable and sent a mail to Suresh…

I suddenly looked at the clock!!!!! I was shocked to see the time, it was 11:15…

Oh God!!!!!!! That was when I remembered my dream :’(… But I was happy that I had seen the time 30 minutes earlier…

Still my hands and legs started trembling… I felt that I was going to faint… When I suddenly heard someone scream my name…

I got even more terrified…

Slowly I checked my bay and other bays near my bay… There was no one… I became sure that it is proceeding exactly according to my dream….

But one thing struck me which I dint think in my dream, why don I call someone and ask them to come immediately????

As soon as I was about to take my mobile, someone took my mobile and my mobile was flying in the air… Then the door opened and I heard my mobile getting crashed….

Now I was helpless as I had been in my dream…

When I was about to move, a white board came near me and it was written “Do you think you can escape this time?”

I thought “What this time ah?”

I closed my eyes and started running like anything… When I opened my eyes, I was in the same place….

I tried to run again, this time I was able to run…

I came out of my bay and ran to the pantry to check if someone was there… I could not find anyone but I could sense noodles smell… I thanked God and went inside the pantry room and found that noodles was being prepared but there was no one inside….

I constantly heard someone screaming my name…

I felt three hands touching me, one caught hold of my hair, one my hands and another my face….

The one that was holding my hair, suddenly pulled it so hard that I shouted at the top of my voice but I could not hear my voice… I started to cry but tears dint come out of my eyes…

The one that was holding my hands, gave a twist and I could hear my bones getting broken and I could also feel the pain but I was not able to express it just like the previous case….

The one that was holding my face pulled me towards it and suddenly smashed my head on the wall…. I sensed blood oozing out, but it did not drop on the floor, it suddenly stopped oozing out…

I fell on the floor, I was totally drained…..

With my will power, I stood up rushed to my bay took my bag and started running when someone kept their legs in between, and I fell on the floor with a thud….

On the same white board, “YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THIS TIME…. YOU ARE GOING TO DIE”

I could not get up, I was feeling too weak due to the continuous attack… I was lying down without any movement to regain my strength…

When I was about to get up again, I felt a blow on my head….

After which I collapsed….

When I woke up and saw the time, it was 11.55, I do not know for how long I had been lying down on the floor like this….

I started running for life…

I dint wait for the lift, I directly went to the staircase…. I started jumping down the stairs, when I reached the ground floor, I suddenly saw the bucket with sand and then I felt a heavy blow on my head with the bucket, I was sure that I was dead.. I blurred out….

Suddenly I heard the screaming voice nearing me, I was glad that I was still alive…

I felt a heavy blow on my back, when I opened my eyes, I saw my mom…

She was staring at me more terrifying than the ghost I saw in the dream 😉 …

Mom: Idiot, how long am I screaming Rinki Rinki???? Can’t you get up soon on your own….

Me: What the problem, I can go to office late as many of them are on leave today and there won be much productivity…

Mom: Oh is it???? Your manager called you 10 minutes back and asked you to reach office by 10 as there is a critical deliverable…. That is the reason I was screaming your name these many times…

Me: What critical deliverable ah????

I thought to myself: Ok now that I have 2 dreams continuously about the same situation… I need to handle the situation in a better way….

I went to office…

Me: Suresh, mom told that you had told that we have a critical deliverable today…

Suresh: Yes Rinki, we need to complete it by today itself… I will give you the details….

As soon as he gave the details, I drafted a plan as to what all needs to be done at office and what can all be done at home…

I did all that should be done at office first… Left the office at 8 sharp…. I reached home and worked at home till 12.30(nothing happened 😉 ) as my mom was sleeping near me and I was hugging my mom with one hand….

I sent a mail to Suresh and slept off peacefully….

ALL ALONE AT MIDNIGHT 12

One day,

I had a critical deliverable to deliver, so I dint bother to see the pings or turn around, look at the clock…

Suddenly when I tried to stretch my body… I found that the girl who sits near me(who used to work till late night everyday) was missing…

I stood up and searched the whole bay to see if someone was there, but nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo one was there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I checked the nearby bays, I found that no one was working there also….

I saw the time in my system, it was showing 11:45… I had never worked in office later than 9.30…. I was shocked to see the time!!!!!!!!!

When I stood up this time, my legs started shaking… My hands were shivering, I dint know what to do….

I started walking towards the restroom, when I felt someone was following me… I thoroughly checked all the bays around my bay to confirm no one was playing with me…. There was no one, confirmed!!!!!

After I swiped out and came, I would have kept two steps ahead when I heard a swiping sound… I saw the bay door getting opened but noone came out(at least as far I knew)…. I felt like, I need to run but I could not move my legs….

After sometime, I dunno what happened but I was able to move my legs….

There was no security in our floor… Only in the reception we had security…

I was in the 11th floor :’(…

I went to the restroom… After I closed my door, I heard like all the other doors were getting closed and opened… Suddenly I felt someone catching my hand, literally I got a heart attack….

I closed my eyes to relax myself, but I could see only several horrible figures… So I never dared to close my eyes after that….

I immediately rushed out of the restroom and washed my hands when I felt that someone was pushing me towards the mirror…

I could not stand it anymore… I immediately rushed to my bay, again I heard a swipe sound after mine… I took my bags….

Suddenly the keys in my keyboard got pressed on its own and my system got unlocked…. A notepad got opened and keys got pressed again and i saw “I am going to kill you” typed in it….

I began to run, I saw one chair coming near me… It tried to stop me, but I just fled aways… Swiped out again….

I went near the lift area….

Our lift area had dim light settings…. The lift opened, since there was complete silence before that, the sound of lift opening was terrifying….

I got afraid that if I get caught with a ghost in a lift how to escape so I dint enter into the lift….

I went near the stair case door, opened it and just fled away…. Suddenly I felt someone pushing and I fell on the ground, my heart started beating fast…

I jumped down in the stairs and atlast reached the ground floor…. I saw the time, it was exactly 12.00 AM…

When I opened the ground floor, I saw the most horrible ghost I have ever seen…

On seeing the way she looked at me, I just fainted….

After falling down only, I realized that I had fallen down from my bed and it was just a dream….

I thanked God and slept peacefully again….